yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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