What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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