Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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