we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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