You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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