Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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