Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
