quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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