I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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