yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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