yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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