We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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