just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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