Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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