He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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