Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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