Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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