He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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