Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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