We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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