I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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