There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
