Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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