doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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