Where are you?
In a non slutty way
no, he came in my armpit
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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