we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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