11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
high people should be assigned attendants
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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