you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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