It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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