i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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