none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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