What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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