What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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