Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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