She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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