Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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