Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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