absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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