he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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