Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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