There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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