Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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