He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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