He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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