OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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