we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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