He asked to "fluff my boner.."
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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