"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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