OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
