No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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