is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
cat food counts as protein by the way
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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