I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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