If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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