dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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