I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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